(917): It’s a party, Hill, it literally by definition can’t be mandatory
(917): Also Thor promised me Asgardian booze and all but told me I couldn’t handle it
(917): I’m sure as shit not proving him wrong by myself
(917): I feel like that’s a good excuse to share?? Plus sharing with me doesn’t really count
(202): Is Thor really still handing out patronizing challenges like that? To YOU of all people?
(202): You have Steve to tag in for you, but that’s sort of cheating.
[ Several minutes + one big sigh later. ]
(202): God, I’m going to have to come now and make sure you don’t have to get your stomach pumped, aren’t I? This is the lowest form of guilt-tripping.
(202): I also feel the need to point out that sharing with you isn’t really so much sharing as you taking.