(917): Thanks, Maria, that means a lot
(917): If I had a weapons check, I’d have to halve the guest list
(917): So I’ll see you on Monday
(917): Also, fair warning: there will be pets
(202): What do you think the weapons are for
(202): Just kidding, jesus christ. That was in poor taste even for me.
(202): I’ll bring a six pack and a bottle of tequila for the mortals.